I thought you would like to know they hired a new night shift wow person. I'll will be doing the orienting, since I am the best person for the job! Here is his resume that he submitted to HR to help you to get to know him better...Oh, did I forget to tell you it was a guy??
Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety .
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start emeditely.
Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer's Response:
Bryan,
It's ok honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday!
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